Unhappy customer

yes it's you

(but you're probably sexier)

"You're selling Aliexpress crap for double the price, shame on you!"

Oh, absolutely, the designs already exist… just like the pizzas, but between a Neapolitan chef and a frozen box, there’s a world of difference.

At Délices Défendus , we do not order from a Chinese site to resell it to you at a higher price.

So let's defuse this right away, you want Chinese toys, then you will find the same designs here

But before telling you that we're a bit stupid to give you the link like that, and that we're "mean thieves", let me explain why our toys are not the same.

“We must be the worst dropshippers in the game: we pay twice for shipping, just for fun. 💸 Truly business geniuses.”

“the same unhappy customer, he is still unhappy, but he is intrigued”
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"Ok so how do you explain that toys like yours are on aliexpress???"

Simple: we buy the molds for our toys, because creating unique 3D designs and investing in R&D is expensive. We are a young brand, and we prefer to do things well rather than claim total originality from the start.

The toys found on AliExpress are often for the Chinese market, with questionable materials and dimensions that are not always suitable. Ours are modified to guarantee medical quality, optimal safety and sizes designed for our customers. It's not just copy and paste, it's a real work of adaptation to offer the best!

"You say your toys are made of silicone, you're lying! If I order from you I'll receive toys made of weird materials like those from Aliexpress!"

For those who don't know, silicone is a rather fascinating material, and when exposed to a flame, its reaction is far from ordinary. Contrary to what one might expect from a soft and elastic material, it does not melt like conventional plastic, and its behavior can even be surprising.

This is precisely what makes it unique and ideal for certain uses… but also a good way to test its quality. So, what exactly happens when you put silicone in contact with fire? Let’s take a closer look.

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Does not melt, but burns

Unlike plastic (TPE), silicone does not melt under the flame, it burns slowly and does not catch fire immediately.

02

No toxic black smoke
A pure silicone will burn without giving off black smoke or a strong chemical odor. Conversely, a poor quality mixture can produce toxic fumes.

03

Leaves white ashes

When completely burned, pure silicone does not melt into a sticky liquid but turns into a fine white ash, a sign of its silicon-based composition.

What if we compared it with TPE?

Well, no need to get out a magnifying glass and a comparison table, you have eyes and a brain, so normally, it should be fine . And in case some of you have doubts: no, this is not a toy that came out of a surprise bag. It is a product from a very well-known brand, sold for at least €80 each .

The video? It comes from one of our customers (who, of course, prefers to remain anonymous – we respect discretion). He didn't film it for us, but because a lunatic told him that he had been palmed off with TPE – the terrible TPE toys, what am I saying, the forces of evil incarnate . Seized by doubt (which, let's face it, can happen), he wanted to check it out for himself.

You don't know who he is, but if you hang out on the subreddit... Let's just say you've probably seen his dick more times than your own reflection. 😆

(The burned toy is Luna)

"Okay your toys don't seem to be made of crappy materials, but how do I know it's not another lie? I don't trust you anymore... Boohoo I'm crying..."

“Oh no, we broke your trust… sad violins in the background 😢” But hey, since you’re still here asking us the question, somewhere, you still want to believe it, right?

So how do you know if we’re telling the truth? Simple: we use real, high-quality medical silicone , without toxic substances or compromises. Unlike the “silicone” toys you find at a bargain price, but which often end up smelling like melted plastic and being stuffed with questionable TPE, ours are made to last and respect your body .

Our toys are certified to comply with European standards and comply with REACH and CE regulations .

👉 REACH : This is the European regulation that imposes strict tests to ensure that no dangerous chemicals are found in our sex toys. In short, no toxic substances, no hidden endocrine disruptors, only medical grade platinum silicone .

👉 CE : It's not just a pretty logo stuck on randomly, it's a guarantee that our products meet the safety and health requirements of the European Union .

Unlike cheap “silicone” toys that often end up smelling like old plastic toys and being stuffed with questionable TPE , our toys are designed to respect your body and last .

And if you want a last clue to differentiate the good and the bad students, look at the catalogs of the stores: if they sell absolutely everything, in all sizes and all colors , it is rarely a guarantee of quality. We do not throw out names but for example a store that starts with dirty and ends with toyz, or a store that has slut and doom in its name, and many others!

Dropshipping is magic: all the toys, all the sizes, in unlimited stock, at will! But hey, we suck at that... So, instead of flooding the market with an infinite catalog just to sell more, we prefer to offer only a few models, in a single size.

But be careful, eh, it's not at all because we have to buy molds and that it costs a fortune ! No, no, it's just because we're completely stupid. 🤡

Afterwards, if you still want to cry, we can recommend a good comfort blanket... in medical silicone, of course, we offer some 😘

"Ah ok I understand better, but how can I trust you, how can I be sure that you are not lying?"

Good question! Trust is not something you claim, it is something you prove.

And for that, we have verified reviews on our site via Judge.me , which is a platform recognized for its reliability. A review marked as “verified” means that the person has actually placed an order – it is not enough to write a random comment on the site. For the “verified” logo to appear, the customer must leave their review by going through the link automatically sent by Judge.me after their purchase.

We also have reviews through Shopify , so if you want to see what real customers think, it's simply available.

And as you can see, the reviews are good . People like them, recommend them, and most importantly, many of our customers have a huge collection of toys from other big brands . So… either they’re all dumb (🥲), or our toys are far from being as bad as some would like to believe . It’s up to you. 😉”

"Ok, well, actually it's true that I shouted about dropshipping without having ordered, but I heard that at the beginning, some toys had a torn part, as if you wanted to hide the brand, weird isn't that? How do you explain that???"

Oh yes, it's normal that their name was on the basic molds... since we bought them from them !

At first, we didn't even realize it, but when we did, it really pissed us off. Because, well, being seen as idiots wasn't in our business plan.

So we did what any person with two brain cells would do: we threw it all out . Now, none of our toys have that anymore , it's a done deal.

And honestly, can you really imagine guys who do dropshipping begging their suppliers: "Please rip your own logo off your own products, so we look even more suspicious" ? If that were the case, we would definitely deserve to lose at Monopoly. 😆

"You have an answer for everything, huh, but how come your toys are the same as those on AliExpress? Same colors and everything???"

Oh yeah, we're stupid, there's no denying it. In fact, we had already ordered all the girls' and guys' designs before even starting production . We validated the colors at the same time as the molds, and given the price it costs , well... we're a bit stuck now. 😅

And let's be honest, we weren't going to throw out a purple cow just to be different. Those who like realism want natural colors, and if we start throwing neon everywhere, it becomes crazy.

The problem is that we didn't anticipate that some people would see this as a problem. For us, it seemed logical to keep colors that work well, and above all, we had already invested a lot of money in these designs. Making unique OCs (Original Characters) with completely new colors is a luxury that we couldn't afford from the start.

But your remark is pertinent , and we heard it well. For the next molds , we will adapt the designs with new colors , so that we can finally prove that our toys, even if they look like others, you will not find them anywhere else . And there, we can close the debate once and for all. 😉

In addition to that, we have already done customs for several clients, and we offer product customization! Just ask us!

"You're talking about your character designs next to the toys? But it's AI, you're lying, it costs you 0!!!! AHAHAHAH you're screwed, huh??????"

Oh my, what bad faith XXL ! 😂

So, let's be clear: all of our artist collaborations are announced on Reddit and Twitter , and each artist is credited on the product pages . No hide-and-seek, no skulduggery, the info is there .

Now, yes, there are still AI-generated visuals, and we're not going to hide behind our little finger. But why? Because some artists haven't finished their illustrations yet and because we don't have the means to do everything at once . We would have loved to have an unlimited budget to throw out 100% original illustrations straight away, but we make do with what we have , and it's progressing little by little.

But don't worry, that 's going to change ! We're actively working on more original illustrations , and even better... we're getting into comics ! 🎉

And to mark the occasion, we're already teasing our first heroine : it will be a comic starring Loona!

"I have nothing more to say really..."

Haha well yeah, there's nothing more to say ... it's just that in the end, maybe there wasn't really a problem, right? 😏

More seriously, we know that some reviews come from a good place , whether it's to warn about scams or just to ask questions. But honestly, when we're called liars or accused of doing dropshipping on the chain, it hurts . Not just because it hurts business (even if, let's be clear, it doesn't help ), but because we really try to do things right .

We are not perfect, we are still evolving, but we are here to build something true and ethical , and seeing some people tear us down without trying to understand, well... it's a bit violent.

But hey, we're not going to cry either (we'll save that for when a mold costs us a kidney 💀). We take constructive criticism, we improve, and we continue to move forward. And then... we still have lots of surprises to come . 😏

In short, end of debate? We hope.

And beyond the exciting new products we're preparing, we also want to lay the solid foundations of a brand that lasts , that offers ethical, safe and quality products . Because in the end, what matters to us is not just selling sex toys , it's creating something reliable and respectful , both for our customers and for the people we work with .

Buying in China? We don’t judge.

Let's be honest, we know that not everyone has a bank account that exudes wealth . Buying in China can be convenient, cheaper , and sometimes there are even cool things . We're not going to lecture you on this, we totally get it.

But let's also be realistic : if some products cost three times less , it's not just thanks to the magic of international trade . Behind the slashed prices , there are sometimes catastrophic working conditions , with underpaid workers, endless days, and in some cases, pure exploitation . We're talking about factories that run on the forced labor of Uighurs , or worse, children who should be at school and not molding sex toys all day long .

And frankly, no one wants to think that their favorite toy might have been made by a kid who would have preferred to play Pokémon .

Clean and ethical production

We do things differently . We make sure that our partners respect decent working conditions , that no one is exploited , and that our artists, designers and workers are paid fairly . Because yes, a sex toy is good, but a sex toy that does not weigh on the world's misery is better .

Safe materials, zero toxicity

We know that you put our products in… sensitive places 😏, so we don’t joke about safety . All our sex toys comply with European REACH and CE standards , which means no toxic substances, no risk to your health , just premium medical silicone made to last and respect your body .

Artists, not machines

We could have flooded our site with AI-generated images and never invested in real artists , but that's not our thing . We're slowly starting to work with them , and we're putting more and more resources into replacing AI with real human creations .

Right now we're working with Forkat and Albedo, but more are coming!

Human and responsive customer service

Here, no support that disappears into the wild after your payment . We are there, we answer, and we make sure that you receive your order . If a problem arises, we resolve it with you , not by ghosting you like some dubious stores.

A real brand, not a one night stand

We're not here just to "make a lot of sales and disappear" . Every euro we earn is reinvested in new designs, better materials, more original illustrations, more artistic collaborations and more innovation .

The idea is not just to make “cool sex toys” , it’s to build a brand that counts, that leaves a mark and that lasts.

We don't play hide and seek with our responsibilities

Unlike other stores that use questionable practices to avoid paying taxes , we are a European brand , we pay what we owe , and we contribute to the local economy .

Buying from us also means choosing a company that does not seek to cheat, but to do things well.

In summary:

Buying from Délices Défendus means:

✅ Choose premium quality sex toys that are safe and comply with European standards.

✅ Support ethical and respectful production.

✅ Benefit from real customer service.

✅ Invest in a brand that innovates and builds something lasting.

If you prefer to save a few euros at the cost of your safety and ethics, that's up to you. But we don't compromise.

In short, we do everything we can to be a trusted brand . We understand the doubts , and it's normal to ask questions , but in the end, we're just a small company that works hard to make good products .

And I promise, male and female dog butts are coming… 😏🔥

Thank you so much for taking the time to read all of this. We know that this kind of topic can raise doubts and debates, and we really appreciate people who take the time to inform themselves before judging .

We do our best to be transparent, offer quality products and build a brand that makes sense , so if you're still here after all this, thank you . Whether you're a customer, curious, skeptical or just here to observe, we hope this has given you a better view of our work.

And of course, we remain available if you have any questions or want to chat.

See you soon, and we promise, we will continue to work to offer you always better. ❤️🔥